2020 - TEAM MIKE vs TEAM ZACH

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WINNER: Team MIKE

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• After what seemed like a 4 year delay due to the Covid 19 fuckery, The Hops Classic 9 finally happened 5 months after its originally scheduled dates. With some safety precautions in place, the tourney played pretty close to normal with everyone getting hammered drunk for 2 straight days while attempting to put tiny balls into tiny cups. Team Mike jumped out to a small 2 point lead after rd one and that was all they needed as it would tun out. Team Zach never went away though and made it so everyone on both sides was pretty puckered waiting above hole 18 at the end of day two. Fittingly, Mike was in the group that put the nail in coffin, the second to last to finish. Regardless of winning or losing, every single fucking one us was just happy to not think about a pandemic for a few days. God Bless the Hops.

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• The Drunkest Man Award was given to Maxfield for I believe his second win of this prestigious award. He earned it throughout the weekend but what solidified it was his opening night cookie toss into the Hampton patio bushes. Well done sir.