Describe your self as a teammate: Well if your looking for a workhorse, I'm no clydesdale, but I do give supportive inner thigh rubs and usually have a selection of goodies in my bag for all occasions.
Sexiest Trait: Butt in captain america speedo, or the giant nose plays as well.
Dream (golf) Foursome: Travis Kelce, Bo Jackson, and Rickie Fowler.
Coolest Sports Achievement: I blocked a game tying shot with my nose (broken nose), in our state semi final water polo game. We won and went to the championship, and while all my teammates were celebrating I was trying to keep my head above water while gushing blood from my nose, but still happy.
Clutch Rating (1-10): Sober - 3, Tipsy - 7, Hammered - 1000.
A or M: A for sure! If anyone wants to get in there after what happens to me on a regular day, have at it. Not sure the A hole from a guy with Chrons is where you want to be as most things are in a hurry to get out there normally.
​
STATS
Years Played: 3
Individual Record: 3-7-2
Team Record: 1-2
Captain Record: 0-0
Drunkest Man Award: 0
​
​