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NICK JOHNSON

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Describe your self as a teammate: Well if your looking for a workhorse, I'm no clydesdale, but I do give supportive inner thigh rubs and usually have a selection of goodies in my bag for all occasions.

Sexiest Trait: Butt in captain america speedo, or the giant nose plays as well.

Dream (golf) Foursome: Travis Kelce, Bo Jackson, and Rickie Fowler.

Coolest Sports Achievement: I blocked a game tying shot with my nose (broken nose), in our state semi final water polo game. We won and went to the championship, and while all my teammates were celebrating I was trying to keep my head above water while gushing blood from my nose, but still happy.

Clutch Rating (1-10): Sober - 3, Tipsy - 7, Hammered - 1000.

A or M: A for sure! If anyone wants to get in there after what happens to me on a regular day, have at it. Not sure the A hole from a guy with Chrons is where you want to be as most things are in a hurry to get out there normally.

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STATS

Years Played: 3

Individual Record: 3-7-2

Team Record: 1-2

Captain Record: 0-0

Drunkest Man Award: 0

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