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Describe your self as a teammate: I'm a ride or die homei, except nobody is safe. I talk as much shit to my teammates as I do to my opponents. Sometimes you gotta tear em down to build em up.
Sexiest Trait: I'm always down.
Dream (golf) Foursome: Stephen Hawking, Christopher Reeve, and Hellen Keller.
Coolest Sports Achievement: I beat a professional shuffleboard hustler at the Corner Club, 6 tubs of busch light deep.
Clutch Rating (1-10): 4, unless were talking Goldeneye on N64, then its over 9000
A or M: A
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STATS
Years Played: 6
Individual Record: 7-11-2
Team Record: 3-3
Captain Record: 0-0
Drunkest Man Award: 0
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