Describe your self as a teammate: I No one in their right mind would ask me to join a bar brawl... if that's what you're asking... but I can chug a beer and hit a 3 footer no problem. 

Sexiest Trait: I wake up with the dog when he needs to take a shit at 3am - she appreciates that

Dream (golf) Foursome: Patrick Reed, Jordan Speith, Robin Williams, and Me.

Coolest Sports Achievement: We1st career homerun in the state championship game 2001 - no peewee, no little league, no pony league, no middle school dingers - but I found a way to wrap a 3-run dong around the left field foul pole that day by golly.

Clutch Rating (1-10): See #1 and #4 above

A or M: A

Drunkest Man 2018 quote: "I opted to puke all over the place"

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