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Describe your self as a teammate: As the great philosopher Kevin Durant said... I'm me, I do me, and I chill. Story of my life. If you can't take joke, then fuck you.
Sexiest Trait: My bald head
Dream (golf) Foursome: Ken Griffey Jr, Drake, Rickie Fowler, and Me.
Coolest Sports Achievement: Pauly and I played beer pong for 4 hours straight at a coug tailgate once without losing. We had to apologize to our wives for being alpha males. They already knew that though.
Clutch Rating (1-10): 10 all day erry day
A or M: A
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STATS
Years Played: 8
Individual Record: 18-13-1
Team Record: 4-4
Captain Record: 0-1
Drunkest Man Award: 1
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