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Describe your self as a teammate: I I'll bury bodies with my team. I'll drink with (or without) my team. I'll cry with my team. I'll laugh with my team. I'll lead my team and follow team. I'll ride with my team, I'll die with my team. I'll pay for windows with my team.
Sexiest Trait: I have never gotten whiskey dick
Dream (golf) Foursome: Tiger Woods, MJ, Happy Gilmore, and Me.
Coolest Sports Achievement: W5x Snohomish Great Pumkin Race champion. 1st - 5th grades.
Clutch Rating (1-10): I can clutch with the best of them 9.3
A or M: A no question about it. Unless my team want to all do M then I'll do that. I ain't scurrrrred
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STATS
Years Played: 2
Individual Record: 2-5-1
Team Record: 1-1
Captain Record: 0-0
Drunkest Man Award: 0
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