Describe your self as a teammate: There is a chemical in weed called "Fuck it", and if you can get that in your system it can change your life.

Sexiest Trait: Definitely my stomach, even though Weitz insists it's my eyes

Dream (golf) Foursome: Snoop, Martha Stewart, Melania Trump, and Me. (Snoop and I would get high as fuck, Martha would cook us up some gourmet shit, then Snoop and I would tag team Melania while blasting "Bitches Aint Shit"... I would go 1st though)

Coolest Sports Achievement: My 2006 Madden Franchise won 8 Super Bowls in a row

Clutch Rating (1-10): 2 joints or less = 6..... 2 joints + gravity bong hits, vape pens, beers, and fireball = 8

A or M: I'm not (redacted) any (redacted) A all the way

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