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Describe your self as a teammate: Fucking Amazing! I do what needs to be done to win... starting with a super awesome handicap.
Sexiest Trait: The lack of exercise I get to maintain this awesome body.
Dream (golf) Foursome: Katie Cassidy, Natalie Portman, the bikini barista chick down the street from my house, and Me.
Coolest Sports Achievement: I think I won a game of tether ball once.
Clutch Rating (1-10): I am a rock solid 5... I can either nail the shot or shit the bed. Alcohol makes no difference either.
A or M: A all the way, well not all the way, I mean... just A
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STATS
Years Played: 8
Individual Record: 16-13-3
Team Record: 4-4
Captain Record: 0-1
Drunkest Man Award: 0
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