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Describe your self as a teammate: Somewhere between Great and Exceptional.
Sexiest Trait: I have nice tits to the side of stomach these days, but they are really tough to titty fuck...
Dream (golf) Foursome: Kevin Kisner, the asian guy that swings like he's fishing, Papa Murph, and Me.
Coolest Sports Achievement: So many to choose from... probably beating Mick with his own clubs at Aldarra, by far the biggest cucking I've given another man.
Clutch Rating (1-10): 12.8
A or M: M. I'd rather have anything in my M over my A.
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STATS
Years Played: 7
Individual Record: 14-8-6
Team Record: 3-4
Captain Record: 0-1
Drunkest Man Award: 0
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