Describe your self as a teammate: I will drink more than most, but less than some. Ultimately, as a teammate I am the fuel that allows common people (everyone I play with) to attain uncommon results.

Sexiest Trait: My uncanny ability to save lives

Dream (golf) Foursome: Miguel Angel Jimenez, George H. W. Bush, Pablo Escobar, and Me.

Coolest Sports Achievement: Competitive Flag Football champs - Washington State University 2005

Clutch Rating (1-10): Depends where you get me in my multiple stages of my hangover. Averaged out: 7.1. It should be noted there isn't a better golfer in this field who can play 72 holes of golf and never, ever come close to hitting the golf ball square.

A or M: A, all day

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