Describe your self as a teammate: "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" ~Wayne Gretzky ~Michael Scott ~Zach Franklin: Teams I'm on will always have fun and pound beers. Mercy is for the weak. Sweep the leg. 

Sexiest Trait: No Hangovers

Dream (golf) Foursome: Bill Murray, Greg Maddux, Mike Leach, and Me.

Coolest Sports Achievement: Immortalized as a slow, no power, sub par bench player in EA sports NCAA Baseball 2006.

Clutch Rating (1-10): Never too high, never too  low, 7 all the time

A or M: A

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